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/ Celyna / 23 / The Netherlands / I feel like if I were in Destiny's Child, I'd be Michelle

So apparently, there is a version of The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn in which Jim is a robot all the n-words are replaced by the word ‘robot’.

HOW DID I MISS THIS?

walkingfoxiest:

a post where I explain with images how foxes are the best thing ever, and how if you disagree you are obviously wrong

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Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

(Source: tinarannosaurus, via bossyfangs)

mikerugnetta:

Don’t act like you know me.

mikerugnetta:

Don’t act like you know me.

(Source: etsy.com)

thebrokenheartedthatstillsing:

maxkirin:

"This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals—sounds that say listen to this, it is important.” - Gary Provost

Reading this was so satisfying woah

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anordinarypurpleflame:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Wait for it…

anordinarypurpleflame:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Wait for it…

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partytomatoes:

Are you coming on to me, Bill?

partytomatoes:

Are you coming on to me, Bill?

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fairy-wren:

Blue-necked Tanager (by San Diego Shooter)

fairy-wren:

Blue-necked Tanager (by San Diego Shooter)

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urbanpaysan:

A man who can ‘taste’ words has created a flavour map of the London Underground network after visiting every stop during a 49 year project.

James Wannerton has synaesthesia, a neurological condition that links senses which are normally experienced separately. The map is now being used by researchers to help understand the link between word formations and the tastes synaesthetes experience.

As an example, Baker Street in central London is one of the ‘tastiest stops,’ says Mr. Wannerton:

Baker Street is lovely. The best way to describe it is crusty and sweet, like jam roly-poly but slightly burnt. It has got loads of different tastes and textures. I love getting out there.

(via bifurism)

buchverliebt:

We have always lived in the castle by Shirley Jackson“I can’t help it when people are frightened,” says Merricat. “I always want to frighten them more.”

buchverliebt:

We have always lived in the castle by Shirley Jackson

“I can’t help it when people are frightened,” says Merricat. “I always want to frighten them more.”

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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HARRY POTTER ALPHABET → f
food

"Harry’s mouth fell open. The dishes in front of him were now piled with food. He had never seen so many things he liked to eat on one table: roast beef, roast chicken, pork chops and lamb chops, sausages, bacon and steak, boiled potatoes, roast potatoes, fries, Yorkshire pudding, peas, carrots, gravy, ketchup, and, for some strange reason, peppermint humbugs."

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