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Bill Hader Is So Funny He Makes Kristen Wiig Cry

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

pdlcomics:

So-Deep Space

mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

fireandwonder:

ccharlesxavier:

i want a show called Man Vs. Wilde where someone is put in the jungle with oscar wilde and has to survive not only the elements but also wilde’s random attacks and massive ego

No. 

Mann vs. Wilde.

Thomas Mann’s pretensiousness and sexual repression vs. Oscar Wilde’s sarcasm and blatant queerness.

Give it to me.

pharoahsectotherm:

sapientpawnkeeper:

somebody should write an essay comparing and contrasting tina from bob’s burgers and meg from family guy and explain why tina hit the mark for respectfully portraying the awkward teenage years and why meg is a huge fucking insensitive joke that isn’t even funny

Tina is a character, Meg is a punchline. 

Crazy For You
Best Coast

philaselfia:

sexhaver:

i’m dead

ellenlovesportia:

Kristen Wiig finally on Ellen (x)

mannequindepressed:

Giongiornio was a real Mr. Las Vegas! His house had been seized by the state, he stole shrimp cocktail from buffets for breakfast and he was stalking a cast member of Cirque du Soleil. #mannequindepressed

mannequindepressed:

Giongiornio was a real Mr. Las Vegas! His house had been seized by the state, he stole shrimp cocktail from buffets for breakfast and he was stalking a cast member of Cirque du Soleil. #mannequindepressed

smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

There Goes Our Love Again
White Lies

arpeggiating:

"There Goes Our Love Again", by White Lies

Home is a desperate end 
Cocoon my heart, cocoon my heart
And carry me to love again 
Cocoon my heart and bring me calm 

After a few days of shooting The Master, director Paul Thomas Anderson noticed that Joaquin Phoenix would use the whole space where they were filming, even if it was outside the marks, so he told the lightning crew to have the whole space ready to follow Phoenix with the camera if necessary (x).

professionaldaydreamer2:

Coping strategy for when you are trapped in conversations with obnoxious people:

1. Pick a spot nearby, around eye level, preferably a small object. That is now the camera.
2. When they say something you just cannot stand, look directly into the camera like you’re on The Office
3. Repeat as often as needed